3 New Concussion Proof Helmets for the NHL

 

Who says marshmallows are only for eating? This fancy new design encases your brain bucket in a soft and delicious marshmallow shell. Its soft design allows for maximum impact absorption even during full on collisions. The great part is that the soft marshmallow regains it’s shape after every hit.

Still not convinced? Light one of these suckers on fire and enjoy a hot meal while you’re waiting for your shift. Better yet, light your team mate’s helmet on fire just before he hits the ice and watch hilarity ensue.

 

 

 

 

This handy dandy little device will keep your brain bucket in tip top shape even during the hardest of hits. The patent pending coil spring design surrounding the helmet is designed for maximum impact repulsion. Each spring is individually shaped and installed to offer the highest levels of protection.

Now you can run in to your opponent at full speed and never have to worry about hurting your head again!

 

 

 

 

The final concussion proof helmet features a full on pillow design. The design wraps around the top, back, and sides of your head to offer maximum protection from even the toughest hockey players out there. Filled with goose feathers for lightness and durability, this helmet is 100% machine washable.

Ever feel too tired to take of your equipment after a late night hockey game? Well, don’t! The pillow helmet can be worn anywhere, even to bed.

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